Ramblin' Man: The Power Point Outline
- Opening Existential Statement
- I am innately a “ramblin’ man;”
- My actions represent my attempt to procure funds and otherwise exist to the extent of my limited abilities;
- If there is a requirement for me to travel elsewhere – and there will be -- I believe that it is incumbent upon you to realize that this need to “ramble” is beyond my control.
- Background Information
- Father: Fatally incompetent gambler in Georgia
- Mother: Poverty stricken (e.g., unable to afford personal transportation at the time of my birth)
- Second Existential Statement
- It is my nature to “ramble;”
- My meager needs still require me to work, which I do as well as possible;
- My nature will compel me to seek other opportunities. Please do not judge me for this. As I have mentioned previously, it is my nature to “ramble.”
- Current Travel Status
- Destination City: New Orleans, Louisiana
- Originating City: Nashville, Tennessee
- Reasons for Travel:
- Bayou is the site of uninterrupted revelry;
- Females near the mouth of the Mississippi River are amenable to my existential nature as described elsewhere.
- Final Existential Statement
- The result of evolutionary biology, at least in my case, is an inherent need to “ramble;”
- Even while meeting this need I am open to opportunities for wealth creation, insofar as they are within the scope of my paltry talents;
- Hey, the grass is greener. Deal with it.
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