The Other Contest
Since the weather has turned cold I've been running on a treadmill instead of outside. Lately I've been watching Seinfeld episodes while running, and this classic exchange from "The Nose Job" was on:
Jerry: Please, please, Isabel? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
George: You're not letting him win. He wins till you're forty.
Jerry: Then what?
George: He still wins but it's not a blowout.
At the time, George was not over forty. I am. Believe me, it's still a blowout. Brain has yet to even beat the spread.
posted by dgags @ 11:28 AM
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There is no mention of our phone call from the game???
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